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'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Oligarchy

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"Now that's power."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

The phantom sphinx.

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

Circle of power.

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Who is it - some tramp from a lower court? You only buy me flowers when you feel guilty for seeing another judge."