Huddle Humorist Pillows

"Another meeting?"

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

No Soliciting

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Bed Fellow

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'My member requires some interest.'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Chicane

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

Home Video

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

unprunin

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired