Hubcap Admirer Gifts

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Gardeners

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Southern Minnesota's beautiful rolling planes Hundreds of real planes rolling all over the countryside.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"HDTV?"

'... and that one is yours!'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

Earth Sucks!

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'I'm starting to get the feeling that we're totally locked in this workout room.'

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"