Hubcap Admirer Gifts

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Gardeners

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'... and that one is yours!'

"HDTV?"

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

Southern Minnesota's beautiful rolling planes Hundreds of real planes rolling all over the countryside.

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'I'm starting to get the feeling that we're totally locked in this workout room.'