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Health & Safety - Getting the Risk Assessment Forms.

Bob's whine cellar.

'Why did you offer the job to this one?'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

Check zombies.

Secretary with revealing filing cabinets.

'Your resume says you pay attention to detail, which I would find easier to buy if your fly wasn't unzipped.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't do it! Also, you're fired."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

We're having to downsize

'I thought things were starting to click for me around here, but it was only my knees.'

'A dozen indictments and no convictions. I'm impressed.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'You've reached Human Resources automated phone service...'

'How long have I worked here? Since the day they threatened to fire me.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of GP morale..."

'The good news is that I've written you a great reference.'

'Tell me why you want to work here. Tell me why anyone would want to work here.'

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'That's nice, but do you have any qualifications OTHER than enlightenment?'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I'm from your parent company...all you people go to your offices and don't come out until I tell you to!'

"Why did you leave your job as a sparring partner?"

'Any chance of me getting my salary 'cash in hand'? If you know what I mean.'

"Be careful with the ideas you generate during the brainstorming session, lest they result in another round of drug testing."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"I was about to welcome you to the company, until you asked the C.E.O. to fetch you a coffee."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."