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The All-Terrain Skateboard

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

How life on Earth really got its start.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Air Taxi

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Recombinant DNA

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

A shark ventriloquist.

'The job offer sounds good sir, but I'd like to hibernate on it.'

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

Ficken or Chish?