Hoverboard Adventurer T-Shirts

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Boat Launch'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Flying Ear Specialist

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.