Hoverboard Hobbyist Mugs

The All-Terrain Skateboard

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

How life on Earth really got its start.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Air Taxi

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Recombinant DNA

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

A shark ventriloquist.

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'The job offer sounds good sir, but I'd like to hibernate on it.'

Ficken or Chish?

"Maybe I'll stick to crawling..."

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'