Hoverboard Hopeful Mugs

"Maybe I'll stick to crawling..."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Red Arrows Rookies

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

"Believe me. No matter how many self help books you read, you will never become a formula one car."

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

I can't read, Jackass!

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

Wind Surfing

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

Hoverboard Parents

"I'm just taking the dog for a walk."