Hoverboard Aficionado Mugs

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Let's do it.'

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Skateboard English

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"Come on, boy!"

Pure Adrenaline.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

The Next Big Thing#2

At the skateburro park

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

Tony Hawk's Retirement Centre.

A shark ventriloquist.

Time sure flies by.

They grow up so slow.

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."