Hover Enthusiast Gifts

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Blend Schools

"Office of quality assurance"

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

Immigrating to the City

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"Say when!"

Caricature of a chicken

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"