Hover Board Dreamers Gifts

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Basketball

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Crap. I overslept."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

When moles dream...

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Basketball net above the garage door.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'