Housing Market Adventurer Pillows

'Will it still be okay after the icecaps melt?'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

'Good news! We've got a buyer.'