Household Revolutionary T-Shirts

'You can protest all you want. But only until bedtime. And not in front of the television. And no, I am not stepping down.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Here's your sweater back."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

balanced life

Woman tangled up ironing

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Wonder Woman!

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Commie Chef.

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

New broom