Household Revolutionary Mugs

'You can protest all you want. But only until bedtime. And not in front of the television. And no, I am not stepping down.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Here's your sweater back."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

balanced life

Wonder Woman!

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

Commie Chef.

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

New broom

'I do more than I want, but it's always less than I should.'