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It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Heavy meals on wheels

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Supply Chain

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Ever Given

"Hello?"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Here's your sweater back."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Export

Planes drop vaccines over a city

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

A Semicolon.

man juggling career, home and children

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