Household Organizer T-Shirts

"I don't CARE if Tracey Emin's unmade bed sold for £440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room!"

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Fittd shēt

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Washing Line Walker

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Moving in

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Acclaimed mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'