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'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

Ice Cream.

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

Transporting Live Cargo

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

That side up.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."