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"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Caw blimey!'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Homeless count.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Fast Food Restaurant

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'