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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

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'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Location, location, location.'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

The Movers Strip - Coffee table reading

Real estate salesman.

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

'Is this the open house?'

'...There's been a 20% rise in the length of time our house been on the market'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

I sold my house and my landlord's furious!

'Deal or no deal?'

'Damp. What damp?'

House auction. Door knocker is gavel 'Going, going.'

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'Now this is home just went on the market this morning.'

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'