House Project Planner Pillows

Clear construction agreements are important.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Waiting for retirement.

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Artex cartoon

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

The Best Laid Plans

"I've downsized."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Eggshell blue

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Bob's DIY Store

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'