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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bryan Ferry

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Plum jam...

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

When is he coming home buddy?

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Islington Angels.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'