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"That's very deep house."

House trained cat

Prodigy

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

Tut and Carmen.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Marimba

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK