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Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Bryan Ferry

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Plum jam...

Steve Howe.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Snake Charming

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Islington Angels.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

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