House Music Enthusiast Gifts

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

"The Just Me Band"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'