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Homeowners.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Well, you did say that you were looking for a detached property."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Realty. Remember

'This is close enough.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

House for Sale.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"