Hotel Staycationer T-Shirts

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

My Covid passport

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Why fly south?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'