Hotel Staycationer Gifts

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Couch potato.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

My Covid passport

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Why fly south?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'