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'Front desk? Why isn't there a Glock 38 on my pillow?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

Virtual Beach

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."