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Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

A usual day.

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."