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Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Clock watcher

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."