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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Slinky Cow World

Homo Zapiens

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Le Chocolat!

Only in the newspapers.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Teddy Bears in captivity