Hot Stuff Lover Pillows

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Wifi in Hell

That one has all the batteries!

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Slinky Cow World

Homo Zapiens

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Le Chocolat!

Only in the newspapers.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Whipped cream?'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

What can I get you? Keep it down, please. Coffee King. For the record, Coffee King is a giant, evil corporation. Your chain is a ubiquitous capitalist death star. You spread conformity, and ruthlessly crush small, independent cafes. But by golly do I love your peppermint hot chocolates! At that point, getting whipped cream on top seems guilt-free. I feel so dirty.