Hot Chip Enthusiast Pillows

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

Thank God It's Friday.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Biker chopper shopper

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

Ironmongers

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Boiling Oil.

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'