Hosting Hero Gifts

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Come dine with me!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Non-Drip ?

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Caw blimey!'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Roasted

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."