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Medical mishap.

Barbeque Casualty.

Hospital.

"She's in room 334 but she's only allowed to see people who haven't annoyed her for 15 years."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."

'The psychiatrist gives you 6 months to live - vicariously through other people.'

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Is she critical?"

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

"When you see the doctor remember to ask him about my rash."

'I've brought you some fruit.'

'Get well soon.'

'Always the last place you look.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'Oh, I don't have an appointment to see the doctor. I'm doing a report on magazine trends in the 1970's.'

'When will he be able to litigate again?'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'You need an ectomy. Hop up here and we'll see what kind.'

'Mercy Business Hospital Office' - 'We accept all major medical plans, credit cards, organs and blood.'