Horsing Around Gifts

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Broadway Moosical.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Water Balloon Animals.

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"You complete me."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Urban Life.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Can we discuss this?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Only then did Igor remember'

In a Quandary

"Case dismissed."

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'"That's Dr. Frizbibble. He's a genius with balloon angioplasty."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Clown's Grocery List.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Portaloo Tidal Wave.