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Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Broadway Moosical.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"You complete me."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Only then did Igor remember'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Can we discuss this?"

Urban Life.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

In a Quandary

"Case dismissed."

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'"That's Dr. Frizbibble. He's a genius with balloon angioplasty."

'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'