Hanging Out T-Shirts

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

'How's it hangin'?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

"Sitting here doing nothing is boring."

"I get tired of this too...but it's the only thing I know!"

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

What are you doing tonight? - 'Riding my bike and throwing stones.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Nothing much.' - 'If I see you reading, I'm going to kick your head in.' -

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Urban Life.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Hanging out...

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Hey, Rudy, I hear you've got the day off on Wednesday. What's it to you? I thought we'd hang out together. Say it again? Just the two of us, hanging out, doing some shopping, spending quality time. Sorry, I must have something wrong with my hearing. It'll be fun. You little @#$%. Commit! What's your game, you old bat?!

"I'm the weakest link?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Hoodie Hang-out

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Liquidity Lunch