Horseback Romantics T-Shirts

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

Dancing in pyjamas

Cupid paints Stop sign

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Domestic Pardners

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

A thief steals a heart

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Doctors in Love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Romance

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Octopus

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Double Bike

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Tears

"And now..the sermon on the mount."