Horseback Adventure Seeker Gifts

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Jasper's Limo Service.

Horse Clean-up

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."