Horseback Thrill Seeker Gifts

Delights of the Chace.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Riding School Chaos

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Tunnel of Workaholics

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Punch Initials - O

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Horse Clean-up