Adventure Seeker On Horseback Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

A pony throws its rider into a pond.

The Hobby Store

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Delights of the Chace.

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

A bee in small airplane

I don't have the keys.

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Canoes

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

Santa Snowboarding

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

A Consideration Certainly

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

Owl and the Pussycat.

'Just act normal...'

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

'Gasp, we've found it - it's the legendary Human's Graveyard!'

Love

Hank was a cowboy, he'd learnt to be mighty careful. . .