Adventure Seeker On Horseback Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

A pony throws its rider into a pond.

The Hobby Store

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Delights of the Chace.

I don't have the keys.

A bee in small airplane

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

Canoes

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

A Consideration Certainly

Owl and the Pussycat.

Santa Snowboarding

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

'Just act normal...'

'Gasp, we've found it - it's the legendary Human's Graveyard!'

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"