Horseback Adventure Seeker Prints

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Riding School Chaos

"We’re a lending aquarium."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Punch Initials - O

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."