Horse Name Debaters Pillows

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

Park statues horse and rider.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

'It's her ecological footprint.'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"

Obedience School

Pet Cemetry

Steven the dog.

'A tofu pizza? -- Divorce granted!'

"On scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 'can't live without him', how close were you to the cat?"

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