Horse Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"...I dunno. He just bolted when you said you fancied lasagne for dinner."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'What's founder?'

"Caption contest"

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

A Tongue Stud.

The Horse Races

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

The end is neigh

"Giddy-up dinner."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

The Centaur of Attention.

The Last Thing Out.

Headless Horserider uses a computer