Horse Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Your father's on his high horse again.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'...then, after fitting the metal clamp into your mouth he puts in his whole arm...'

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Where's my horse?'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Various Birds of Pray.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

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