Horse Gear Enthusiast Gifts

'Poll guard, rug, knee and elbow pads...wow! Are you off to a show or a battle?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'It's a hybrid.'

Horse Clean-up

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Remounts for the Yeomanry