Hormone Wrangler T-Shirts

Psychotic mood swing.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"I handle chatty people for him."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'It's for you.'

Negotiations

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

The opinion poll ltd.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'