Hormonal Hijinks Pillows

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Jerry Scarer

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

Horse steals a little girl's book.

Psychotic mood swing.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'...this x-ray shows that your husband took a surgical instrument fromt he operating room.'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Spot Check

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

Beware of the PMS.

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

'It's nothing to worry about - Just a routine procedure, Mrs Dawson. We call it the Mrs Dawson Procedure.'

'Yes, yes, she's in estrus. Now move her forward, for gosh sakes!'

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'