Horizontal Enthusiast T-Shirts

A horizontal by nature, Jake didn't care for all the flack he was taking from the up-and-down people.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Triangle

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Holiday cottage

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Man falls off perch

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."