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'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"He was a very good boy."

Triangle

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"She works best in hex mode."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Power and the Glory tools

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

Straightening up.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Big cheese

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

Recalculating!

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)